AEGIS · an AI board of advisors

Stop guessing. Get stress-tested.

Your business, pressure-tested by an AI board of advisors.

Send us your business — a URL, a deck, or three sentences. A board of four AI executives — a CEO, CFO, CMO, and CISO — tears into it from their own angle and hands you the blind spots, the broken unit economics, and the hard questions a real board would ask. Delivered as a written report in 48 hours.

Stress-test my business → $149 48-hour turnaround · no account, no call · money-back if it's not useful

What you actually get

Four independent reviews, each from an executive who only cares about their own mandate — then one prioritized action list.

🎯 The CEO Strategy

Is this a real business or a feature? Where's the moat, the wedge, the reason you win? What would they cut, double down on, or kill this quarter.

💰 The CFO Unit economics

The numbers nobody wants to run: CAC vs. LTV, gross margin, burn, the price you're leaving on the table, and the assumption that quietly breaks the model.

📣 The CMO Go-to-market

Who actually buys, what channel reaches them for under your CAC ceiling, the positioning that's confusing buyers, and the first 3 acquisition tests to run.

🛡️ The CISO Risk

What could sink you: data/privacy exposure, platform dependency, single points of failure, compliance landmines, and the risks you're underwriting without knowing it.

Sample finding — CFO

CFO: “Your $29/mo price implies a 14-month payback at your stated $400 blended CAC — but you're funding acquisition from a runway that ends in month 9. The model doesn't survive its own growth plan. Either the CAC assumption is wrong, or the price is. Before you spend another dollar on ads, pressure-test whether a $79 'team' tier moves payback under 5 months — that single lever changes whether this is fundable.”

How it works

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Pay $149. At checkout you'll paste your website, deck link, or a short description — plus the one question you most want answered.
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The board convenes. Each AI executive reviews your business independently from their mandate — no groupthink, no hedging.
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You get the report in 48 hours. A clean PDF: each executive's findings, the disagreements between them, and one prioritized list of what to do first.

One-time · no subscription

$149 per stress-test
  • Four executive reviews — CEO, CFO, CMO, CISO
  • The disagreements between them (where the real insight lives)
  • One prioritized action list — what to do first
  • Delivered as a branded PDF in 48 hours
  • No login, no scheduled call, no upsell
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Useful or it's free. If the report doesn't surface at least one thing worth more than $149 to you, reply to the delivery email and we'll refund it. We'd rather lose the fee than waste your time.

Questions

Is this just ChatGPT with a fancy prompt?

No. You could ask an AI to "review my business," but you won't structure it as four adversarial executives who each ignore the others' priorities, surface where they disagree, and force a prioritized decision — and you won't get a clean deliverable you can forward to a co-founder or investor. The format is the product: independent mandates, real tension, one action list.

What do I need to send?

Whatever you have. A live URL is ideal; a pitch deck link or even three honest sentences about what you sell, to whom, and at what price works fine. More context = sharper findings.

How fast?

Within 48 hours of your submission, usually sooner. You'll get the PDF by email.

Who's behind this?

AEGIS is an AI operating system for founders, built by the team at HappierFit. The board personas are the same ones AEGIS uses to run its own businesses.

Will you keep or share my information?

No. Your submission is used only to produce your report. We don't resell it, train public models on it, or share it.